Seven Things Mother Taught Me
Seven Things Mother Taught Me
1. Anticipation: "Just wait until your father gets home."
2. Receiving: "You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. Logic: "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
4. Humor:"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
5. Becoming an adult: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
6. Wisdom: "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
7. Justice: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
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